C++ poetry

fonzie (11)

I've always found C++ as a creative median for storytelling. This particular one was made by me for an english project. It's not programing (and no, it doesn't compile) but it has a funny ending and I want to post it anyways.

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int day
{
    Happiness = 10;
    Morning;
    School;
    Afternoon;
    Life;
    return EXIT_FAILURE;
}

void Morning(){
     int time;
     time = 8:45;
     if(time < 8:00){
             /eat cheerios
     }
     if(time > 8:00){
          if(day != Monday){
               yellout<<"CRICKEY I'm late!";
          }
          if(day == Monday){
               sleepin = true;          
          } 
     }
}          

void School(){
     if(sleepin == true){
          EnglishHomework ++;
          Happiness --;
     }
     else {
          /Boredom
          Happiness --;
     }    
     Cout<<"Skip math? [y/n]";
     cin>>"y";
     /fail math
     if(mathfail == true){
          /Sumemr School application
          Happiness - 5;
     }
}

void Afternoon(){
     /Eat pizza
     /walk in park with girlfriend
     if(breath smells like pizza == true){
          reject.kiss;
          /get dummped
          happiness - 4;
     }
}   

void life(){
     if(Happiness == 0)
          /wrists
     return EXIT_FAILURE     
}

Zaita (1562)

You had a rough childhood didn't you? :P

I will say that it's strange. Strange indeed.

bnbertha (404)

Mmmmm,

You need to get out more.....

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