i have recently decided to learn lisp and haskell but i have two issues. the first (pertaining soley to lisp) is that there are so many flavors i dont know which to pick. I am looking for a good beginners release. secondly (and this one pertains to haskell) I cant find a single tutorial. could someone please point me to one?
As for the haskell, I learnt it from this site: http://learnyouahaskell.com/
it helped me get the basics, have not finished it yet but so far I would recommend it.
Also, be prepared to basically have to relearn most programming concepts.