Is it just me?

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Probably not surprising but one of the hardest parts of being a programmer for me is dealing with all the coder groupies. Sure, it was kind of cool at first before I was getting recognized out on the streets. I'd go to the club, see some babe and say, "#include <iostream>." Then she'd go totally wild and savage.

But now the word is out about me. The women are like hungry pitbulls eyeing a steak. It's exhausting. Maybe I should have chosen a milder hobby like part time rock star.
I used to live the same life when I was a young programmer, but now that I'm riddled with std:: nobody wants to come near me.
I never had that problem. First girl I met is now my wife, but she does tend to role her eyes now when I talk 'geek' ;).
First girl I met is now my wife


See what I mean. No woman can resist a programmer.
Lol, it was just luck.
You can't shake the chicks even
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Manga wrote:
See what I mean. No woman can resist a programmer.

She didn't know I was a programmer until a few months after we were together.
that explains all the women phoning my coding helpline and asking me to "dereference my pointy nips" and moaning, they love it when you talk code, I heard they like it mean and lean.
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RB you have an STD? lolwut

@devon ewww
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devon thats one of the best things i read. EVER!
@fred: if anything it gives him a boost::
I turned to religion because of this. Living the night life starts to take tolls on you as a person. All the pointless sex. The drugs. I was losing gaps of time in my memory from using. I realized I wasn't the person I wanted to be. Then I found God. Until lately, the whole religion thing hasn't made much sense to me. It's all been a mish mash of obviously made up ideas. This one is different though. It just makes logical sense to win32 virgins in heaven as opposed to the Islamic 72. Everything is so clear now.
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You did drugs? And you were a prostitute?
Yes Fred. I did drugs and was a prostitute.
The only thing that could c me out was the love of God.
don't let the girls know you are a parallel computing expert - then you end up with a bus load full of chicks when you leave the club because they know you can satisfy them all at once and end up receiving tons of marriage proposals because many woman want a man who can multitask.
Parallel Computing Expert? PSHH! I'm a parallel universe traveler. The Fringe series is based off my government exploits. I built the machine that allows me to travel between each universe. :P
you beat me hands down BHX - the best i ever did was getting miss universe of our universe to jump into my bus.
Justin beiber is lucky he isnt a programmer, then he really would have girl problems.



on a side note, my spell checker marked his last name as incorrect spelling which got me worried someone actually added his name to it. thankfully they did not
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Paoletti301 wrote:
Justin beiber is lucky he isnt a programmer, then he really would have girl problems.

He?! Haven't you heard, online they say Justin Beiber is actually a girl with the birth name Justine :P.

SIK wrote:

you beat me hands down BHX - the best i ever did was getting miss universe of our universe to jump into my bus.


:)
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miss universe
Beauty pageants seem so much more entertaining ever since Miss Teen Delaware made that porno.
I'm to young.... :(
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