too much and you will be watching hardcore auto erotic gay baby lamb asphyxiation scat hentai.
You painted a picture man. Your description powers are phenomenal.
I'm too young and so is Captain.
Welcome to the internet.
Seriously though, be careful when pulling that card. One day you'll use it and someone will be like, "He really is too young. Maybe he shouldn't be allowed to visit these sites anymore." (i.e., your parents).
When participating in public forums you run the risk of running into potentially explicit material. It's your job (or your parents), not ours, to filter out what you are and aren't comfortable reading/posting about.
This has not been a particularly vulgar thread. The talk about porn has (with a few crude jokes) has been legitimate; we deserve the right to converse about these things. We are free.
So no. We will not stop talking about what we wish to talk about because it makes two people uncomfortable.
I like that analysis.
I don't know what you guys are like girls fall for programmers.
tact is acceptable control, it requires humility and compromise, I used to play a game called twisted metal on the ps1 with an old friend, hes got an unusual personality and if I suggest we drink beers and play it he might be like NAH thats stupid i dont play games, but instead I set a character from it as my profile picture (evil clown)and BOOM,
we should drink beer and play that
and I dont even have to invite myself to his house, but i always get the take away or cook something, keeps these easy good times happening
Don't take every word to your heart! I understood the first contribution by Manga, who opened this thread, as implicitly defining a namespace that would accept fun, sarcasm and nonsense only. Serious speech would take a change of the namespace, introduced by directives such as "no sarcasm" or "honestly speaking", "but seriously" or whatever.
Now back to us mad men. Whom of you tried to google that hardcore etc. stuff? Why do you blush? Uuuhh, got you! If I was that nosy, I could report that the results were disappointing. However, I'm not that kind of guy, of course.
Maybe I joke to much... I just like to make fun of life.
Women don't really find programmers iresistable. They like actors and musicians, or athletes and firefighters. Sorry Fred if I confused you.
I think it has to do with nature and breeding. You see in nature, the male of a species will compete, by fighting or struting or showing off. Whatever. The female then picks the best one physically, the strongest, not the smartest.
Programmers devote there time to learning and study. We tend to get beat up a lot growing up. But the reward for us comes in the end once we have mastered our craft. I liked the comparisson to wizards. Maybe small and frail at first, but remember what happened to Raistlin. (Dragonlance reference) He became so powerful he killed all the gods.... I want to kill gods too. >:0)
pretty sure they can. you are like what 12? you dont know what a nerd is. i have taken kung fu san soo, i have a friend who has done karate, and another who at your age was twice your size (im guessing but i can probably gurantee it. he was freakishly tall)
edit: may i remind everyone of danny-son and the blocks of ice in the second movie? and you dont need muscle. after learning kung fu i could throw people 100 pounds heavier than me. give me the right lever and ill move the world