Kill the person below you

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On the first line, dodge an attack of the person above you
Second line, attack the person below you.

(Ex.

Let's say the attack was shoot an arrow.

Cuts hole in the ground, moves to the side.
Let's arrow go through hole and hit person below.
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I'll start.

Squirts lemon juice in person below's eyes.
Swallows lemon juice.
Pukes on person below.
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uses an umbrella
stabs person with pukey umbrella below
Puts umbrella stand hat on
Drops old CRT from the balcony
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Hop in Delorean, go back to Sept 17th, 6:21 P.M.
Shoot arrow.
Send arrow down worm hole onto the person below.
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Make force field that bounces arrow down to the person below.
Dodge the arrow and shot person below with a MP7
VAPOURIZE THE BULLET IN MIDAIR then SHOOT MYSELF GAMEOVER

BLOW THE PLANET THE PERSON BELOW IS LIVING ON CURRENTLY.
Teleport to new planet 0.001 seconds (makes it more epic) before it kills me.

And uses super weapon that destroys every possible universe.
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Go through worm hole to an impossible universe. (only I can do that he he).

Drop anvil on person below.
Transform into The Road Runner and escape anvil.
Person below transforms into Wile E. Coyote and the anvil's still falling.
Get's crushed by anvil, but still survives due to importance to the plot.
Sets up trip wire activated rock slide trap for the person below passing by.
Politely allows someone to go ahead of me who is walking faster and watch them die in the rock slide trap.

Drop person below into Sokoban, next to an air elemental.
Uses evil magic to harness the full power of the air elemental.

Then breaks wind on person below.
Uses air freshener to get rid of horrid wind ;P

Send person below sliding down the function 1/x; x>0
Graph of 1/x can't be drawn beyond graph paper. Get off the graph and shoot the x-axis at the person below
Use sqrt(x) to shield against lightning fast x-axis.

place next person in following loop:

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int main() {
	for(int i=0; i!=-1; ++i) {
		person.pause(i); // forces person to wait for i hours
	}
	return(-6543613416546);
}
Gets saved by Keanu Reeves who uses his power to bring down the matrix and free me from the infinite loop.

Kills alien and drips acid blood through floor onto person below.
Gets saved by Sigourney Weaver who also seduces me.

Throws book, "C++ for Dummies" at fellow below.

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