... lastly but not leastly after a great few days together we go to uni in the morning, how does she say goodbye? with a high five
This might be an indication of Dragon Breath. I have that issue in the morning and a mind boggling number of people never bothered to tell me about it. Not to get to personal here, but have you tried a tongue scrapper?
Thought one already existed, hell they have dating sites for Singles, African Americans, Hispanics, Christians, Jewish, Farmers, why not one for coders? Have one catered for every one except coders apparently. Though, how well of a relationship would that be? Spend your days coding and only see each other during breaks or night.
You have to break at night for dinner and fav shows, or at least that is when I used to break when I was single. Now I break whenever wife and son need me (so midnight to about 2-3am is my coding hours now). Makes for a fun day when son wakes up at 8am on the dot every morning.
My wife new I was a coder when I met her. Now I have a family and still code every night. Right now I'm just bored and coding programming exercises from my coding books. That is my idea of fun when I'm up late (yep I'm boring as hell).
I did a quick google search and the data suggests that women do in fact like to marry programmers. I think my problem is that I don't want to marry. That attitude kills any real potential I might have had.