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chrisname (3604)   Link to this post
Lol, ok :P I'll do it tonight; then finish my disk program.
demosthenes2k8 (174)   Link to this post
If you're using Python 3.1, try entering import antigravity

And I agree, python's fun.
chrisname (3604)   Link to this post
Then I'll be able to fly!
wachtn (183)   Link to this post
If you're using Python 3.1, try entering import antigravity


That was awesome!! How do i get down?
chrisname (3604)   Link to this post
Try "from gravity import x" where x is the gravity you want, in N(ewtons)/KG (e.g. on earth, it is ~9.81N/KG).

Don't use more than 1000 as x or all of your bones will be crushed. It is better to do it iteratively, e.g.
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n = 0
while n < 9.81:
    from gravity import n
    n += 1

that way you will move down slowly; assuming, that is, that you want to live. Otherwise you can use whatever you want.
wachtn (183)   Link to this post
IDK. Living is nice but bone crushin sounds kool.
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n=2000
from gravity import n
print "AHHhh..... crunch"

chrisname (3604)   Link to this post
True, bone crushing is fun...
JCED (118)   Link to this post
As long as you carry the interpreter there with you, you should be able to:

gravity.newtons = 0

if you need some time to think. This is, of course, if you've imported the gravity object from the module.
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chrisname (3604)   Link to this post
What if you
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import guy_over_there
from libkill import kill
kill.guy_over_there(method = method.join(import gravity, gravity.max()))
?
Then you don't die, instead, that guy over there does.

Oooh, 1001st post. Missed 1000th :(
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JCED (118)   Link to this post
Oooh, 1001st post. Missed 1000th :(


Was it not:
True, bone crushing is fun...


It sounds like a great out-of-context moment.
chrisname (3604)   Link to this post
Yeah. That is a pretty good 1000th post "bone crushing is fun". If anyone read that and not the rest of the thread...
wachtn (183)   Link to this post
You are right Chris. You're such a smart kid.

For this next program I will need a volunteer from the audience.

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chrisname (3604)   Link to this post
You are right Chris. You're such a smart kid.

Bawwwww :)

I volunteer.

FGS I keep on putting [code] instead of [quote]!
And what's up with the lack of [small] tags?
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wachtn (183)   Link to this post
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import Chrisname
chris_clone = Chrisname
from libkill import kill
kill.chris_clone(method = method.join(import gravity, gravity.max()))
chrisname (3604)   Link to this post
Hey! That's murder!

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import phone

import police

while not police.have_arrived():
    chris_clone.scream() and chris_clone.bleed()
    Chrisname.real_chris.phone.dial(phone.local_area.police_num())

You's goin' to jail, boy!

Anyway,
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import libteleport

def teleport(person, destination):
    libteleport.teleport(person, destination)

teleport(self, bed)

Bye :)
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JCED (118)   Link to this post
print "Bye."
chrisname (3604)   Link to this post
You are now aware that this is my 11th post.
JCED (118)   Link to this post
Amazingly, we joined about the same time, but you have 900+ more posts than I do.
chrisname (3604)   Link to this post
1011 -> decimal == 11.
but yes, that's because I spam :0
wachtn (183)   Link to this post
Its not murder.

1) You volunteered.
2) Clones are not alive because clones are created by people and only god can create life.
3) LAW is not recognized by your program because you did not include the proper libraries.
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