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Once she was cured of feminism, SAVIOR (whose name was unfortunately missing a U due to subliminal American influence on her parents' brains) returned to the battlefield. The Great Captain was in the midst of hand-to-hand fight with Sir Jack of New Anthenor, while the archer captain, Lucretius of Anthenor, was raining a hail of arrows on his foes, and the fleet-footed Steve was running circles around the enemy, stabbing them here and there, killing many.
Meanwhile, in Heaven, Charly was still pissing on and off dead people. And the unfeeling, uncaring old ghosts became quite irate, and livid... and yellow.
It was terrifying. The worst was yet to come, however, as SAVIOR (whose name was unfortunately missing a U due to subliminal American influence on her parents' brains) traded her sword for a frying pan, and then defected to the side of illegitimate King LEG CHOPPER
The two men walked down a silent gravel road. Freshly reaped grass they carry on their backs, smelling so sweet. But they felt increasingly out of place, as they approached the town. Roadside, the outskirts abattoir greets them with the stench of decay.
The left man's eye begins to twitch.
Little Timmy in the shopping mall's playground. Little Timmy felt abandoned.
Timmy cried. A lot.
Nobody heard him.
Poor kid.
One day little Timmy decided that enough was enough
So he send a bug report to the Encyclopedia Britannica
But they rejected it on the grounds that he is a known abuser of the bug reporting system
He figured out there was only one option left
So he started selling icecream in the Amazon woods
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And the sweet babys, the little and the bigger childs, the youths and also the grown ups liked the icecream very much.
Until they suddenly got an intense hunger for human flesh
Thus the ice cream companies responded to this new demand and began to sell human flesh flavored ice cream.

-Albatross
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And linux kernels 2.6.3[0-4,6-9] were developed.
The ice cream wasn't tested well enough so it had a little side effect. Everyone who ate more than three scoops of this ice cream grew a third ear.
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