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CLEVER GIRL

Max is is a student.
He studies mathematics.
He knows: if a = b and b = c then also a = c
Clara is clever. She also knows this.
But she also knows how to create ideologies.
And this she uses. She means:
Jim is stupid.
John is stupid.
Also Max means this.
And so Clara uses these common opinions against Max.

She says to Max:

Jim is a man.
John is a man.
Jim and John are men.

Jim is stupid and John is stupid.
Jim and John are men.
This means, that men are stupid.

Do you think, my conclusion is correct?
And Max, who studies mathematics, says: yes it is.
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THE CHILD

Jimmy was fascinated by astronomy.
So his parents bought him an expensive apochromatic telescope.
Next day, he used it to look into the nearest star.
God he was stupid.
Max and Clara went to a bar.
Max asked for "H2O."
Clara asked for "H2O too."
Clara died soon after.
Jimmy was a student.
He isn't anymore.
For what he thought was H2O,
was H2SO4.
A wit from India

I Love My Mother

A five Years old boy went
to a Pharmacy and
asked to the Pharmacist .....
"This is the only money
I have,
Can I buy miracles . . . ? ? ?"
The Pharmacist confused with
what the boy asked and said...
"Why do you need Miracles
for. . . ? ?"
The boy replied ...
Because the Doctor said that
only miracles can save my
Mom ... ='(
A wit from India

I Love My Mother

A five Years old boy went
to a Pharmacy and
asked to the Pharmacist .....
"This is the only money
I have,
Can I buy miracles . . . ? ? ?"
The Pharmacist confused with
what the boy asked and said...
"Why do you need Miracles
for. . . ? ?"
The boy replied ...
Because the Doctor said that
only miracles can save my
Mom ... ='(


How is that a wit?
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