If John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45 how many does he have?
Diabetes. John has diabetes.
Where did Susie go during the bombing?
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.
So a man walks into a bar,
And slowly starts tearing his family apart with his serious alcoholism.
What's better than winning gold in the special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
What's sad about 4 black people driving off a cliff?
They were my friends.
Your mama is so fat,
Your father now finds her unattractive and their relationship is in trouble.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
What do you call a kid with one arm, one leg, and an eye patch?
There's an Irishman, a Jew, and a homosexual standing at a bar...
What a fine example of an integrated community.