On the contrary, Dancing is a great disease to have, folks have been working to try and get it into the Olympics (I shit you not). There are a number of Olympic sports which Dancing compares very well with in terms of heart / respiration rates, and lots of other measures.
, you say dancing is not your forte - are you sure? This is what I was like before I started learning: Tap left foot, tap right foot - AHHH look the bar is open - rush to bar with outstretched hand ready to receive pint glass. Dancing is like many other things: Learn, remember, practice. I have met a few (out of hundreds)
oxygen thieves that will never be able to dance due to major problems like not being able to stand with all their weight on one foot, or having an irrational fear of stepping backwards.
For those with weight distribution problems, L R L R, becomes L R close left foot, change weight, R, followed by threats of unspecified payback from their female partner, because of the kick in the shins.
One must remember, that everyone starts somewhere.
|these oxygen thieves, where can I find one? I have a few people that they could steal from. |
If there is potential for them to have oxygen stolen from them, then they probably are (by definition) oxygen thieves themselves.