Limerick...

There was a man from Australia
Who painted his arse like a dahlia
The shape was just fine
The colour divine
But the smell was a total failure.
A busy young lady named Gloria
Was had by Sir Gerald du Maurier
And then by six men,
Sir Gerald again,
And the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.
Grey, that had to be written by a Bostonian.


From Russia, with love, came a lad
by name and title, Count Vlad,
who with no reservation
even in the face of
underscored names -- oops! -- _my _bad!

Sorry, Vlad. I couldn't resist. =P
There once was a troll called spoonlicker,
whos posts got thicker and thicker,
There once was a troll called spoonlicker,
whos posts got thicker and thicker,

But that's part of the past --
She gets banned quite fast,
Faster than approving my article, twicker!
there was once a wall-painter with braces
to paint he went to many places
he tried playing squash
wet wall, he heard splash
and he was left with just whitespaces

Made this myself.
I once tried reading a file
which was too malicious and vile
but I got distracted
MTV attracted
OpOp Oppan Gangnam Style
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