Limerick...
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There was a man from Australia
Who painted his arse like a dahlia
The shape was just fine
The colour divine
But the smell was a total failure.
Who painted his arse like a dahlia
The shape was just fine
The colour divine
But the smell was a total failure.
A busy young lady named Gloria
Was had by Sir Gerald du Maurier
And then by six men,
Sir Gerald again,
And the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.
Was had by Sir Gerald du Maurier
And then by six men,
Sir Gerald again,
And the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.
Grey, that had to be written by a Bostonian.
From Russia, with love, came a lad
by name and title, Count Vlad,
who with no reservation
even in the face of
underscored names -- oops! -- _my _bad!
Sorry, Vlad. I couldn't resist. =P
From Russia, with love, came a lad
by name and title, Count Vlad,
who with no reservation
even in the face of
underscored names -- oops! -- _my _bad!
Sorry, Vlad. I couldn't resist. =P
| There once was a troll called spoonlicker, whos posts got thicker and thicker, |
But that's part of the past --
She gets banned quite fast,
Faster than approving my article, twicker!
there was once a wall-painter with braces
to paint he went to many places
he tried playing squash
wet wall, he heard splash
and he was left with just whitespaces
Made this myself.
to paint he went to many places
he tried playing squash
wet wall, he heard splash
and he was left with just whitespaces
Made this myself.
I once tried reading a file
which was too malicious and vile
but I got distracted
MTV attracted
OpOp Oppan Gangnam Style
which was too malicious and vile
but I got distracted
MTV attracted
OpOp Oppan Gangnam Style
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