Computer Geek Jokes

[devonrevenge]

Neo and crash just went to cyberpunk underworld hacker hangouts, there was loads of women their, you just have to go to one of those.

this reminds me of an IT crowd episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6D9SzKwHQM

[Austin J]

One nice thing about being a programmer! When someone gets out of A+ thinking they know a lot about computers, then they realize how much they still have to learn. Makes you feel special. (I still feel like this, without Assembly some of it is just "Yeah, um, yeah uh this is magic stuffs...")

[LB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXEgk1Hdze0

[Austin J]

NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN!

[Catfish3]

Fellow programmer, greetings! You are reading a letter which will bring
you luck and good fortune. Just mail (or UUCP) ten copies of this letter
to ten of your friends. Before you make the copies, send a chip or
other bit of hardware, and 100 lines of 'C' code to the first person on the
list given at the bottom of this letter. Then delete their name and add
yours to the bottom of the list.

Don't break the chain! Make the copy within 48 hours. Gerald R. of San
Diego failed to send out his ten copies and woke the next morning to find
his job description changed to "COBOL programmer." Fred A. of New York sent
out his ten copies and within a month had enough hardware and software to
build a Cray dedicated to playing Zork. Martha H. of Chicago laughed at
this letter and broke the chain. Shortly thereafter, a fire broke out in
her terminal and she now spends her days writing documentation for IBM PC's.

Don't break the chain! Send out your ten copies today!

[Script Coder]

@Catfish get ready for a lot of spam to your PM inbox ;)