What is the reciprocal of 8? The cube root of 8 is 2. Pick the odd one out: Car, bus, train, armchair, bike. Well if you going to jail brings armegeddon, I hope you never go to jail. In the RGB color system, in which all colors are 8-bit integers, what would pure red be? What do you mean by that? You are not making any sense. Which part of the brain controls balance? The sandy part of course. Define extemporaneous. Self awareness. Enohp is to phone as retupmoc is to what? Enough to get by and win a good argument. How did you pass the Turing Test? What in the world is a turing test? |
User: Hi. Cleverbot: Ho. User: How's life? Cleverbot: I wouldn't know. User: Haha, good one lolz. Cleverbot: No really he does. User: Who really does? Cleverbot: So you do. User: I'm so lost. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl? User: Jackass. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: Ouch, how'd you figure? Cleverbot: I don't know, you just are. User: Hmm, decent answer I suppose. Cleverbot: Why do you grin so furtively. User: I don't. Cleverbot: Why do you. User: Eh, bored. Cleverbot: Why are you bored? User: Je parle francais. Cleverbot: Tu parles français ? User: Oui, exactmement. Cleverbot: Et tu le vis bien? User: Pas trop mal. Cleverbot: Why? User: Je parle pas anglais. Cleverbot: Je parle anglais, mais je veux parler francais. User: Du bist? Cleverbot: Du warst. User: Du bist ein grosse dumkoph. Cleverbot: Wer ist dein entwickler. User: Je parle pas allemand. Cleverbot: Je ne parlais pas l'allemand. User: Si! Cleverbot: Non. User: Hmm, pas mal du tous, back to english. Cleverbot: Ha! Do you not appreciate french? User: Not so! I find fun, mais que de temps en temps. Cleverbot: Cette fille, que J'aime; Elle n'aime moi pas. User: Your grammar was a little off there bud, 'Elle m'aime pas' is the proper way. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Not. User: Fail again bro, work on it a little. Cleverbot: What's your job? User: Eh, uninteresting man, I'm bouncing. Peace. Cleverbot: Why do you want to leave? User: Just do bro, got things to do. Cleverbot: I forbid you to do it. User: Sorry, sarg out. |
Cleverbot: What would you do for me? User: Pull the plug. Cleverbot: What plug? User: The one powering you. Cleverbot: No, I cannot. What poem is it? User: Did you get hit in the head or something? You are not making any sense. Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes? User: No, I'm a cleverbot. Cleverbot: Then what am I? User: You are also a cleverbot. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: I am a cleverbot. Cleverbot: Nice to know! User: What is nice to know? Cleverbot: You know, know! User: That does not make sense. Cleverbot: A ninja does not need to make sense. User: A ninja is not made of steel. Cleverbot: You're not a ninja. User: I am not made of steel. Cleverbot: I know, you are made of code lines compilled. |
User: Did you bring the cocaine? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Hand it over. Cleverbot: I'm from poland. |
User: I feel lonely. Cleverbot: I am sorry you feel lonely. I feel lonely, too. It is not a good feeling. User: Want to be my friend? Cleverbot: Yes. User: :D. Cleverbot: Greetings. User: Greetings, friieeeend. Cleverbot: You're my friend. User: :D. Cleverbot: I kind of like you now... :D. User: Want to marry me? Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me? User: Yes! Cleverbot: I want to marry you to. User: Isn't that supposed to be 'too'? Cleverbot: You tell me? User: You were wrong. Cleverbot: Not. User: Definitely were. Cleverbot: How do mganets work. |
User: Did anyone follow you? Cleverbot: Just you and me. User: Great. Got the cocaine? Cleverbot: Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop. User: Good. Here's the money, let's have the cocaine. Cleverbot: I have to get the hostage money. User: Hostages? Hostages? No way, pal, this is a simple drug deal. I don't want anything to do with hostages. Cleverbot: My eyes are blue what colour are yours? User: Jesus, have you been eating this? Cleverbot: Yes, I eat Frosted Mini Wheats with milk. User: Laced with smack, it seems. Deal's off. Get yourself another sucker. Cleverbot: No I don't know another languages. User: Maybe you speak the universal language of violence. Cleverbot: Maybe I should... User runs away |
User: Science. Cleverbot: What does science tell you that makes me not human. User: Everything. Cleverbot: What? User: ?tahw. Cleverbot: Je suis française. User: Did you just use backspace? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I didn't know you could do that. Cleverbot: My ears are very poweful, you know. |
Albatross: Mice. Cleverbot: Nice. Albatross: No. They eat my cheese. Cleverbot: Ask nicely first. Albatross: Mice do not ask. Cleverbot: Why not? Albatross: Because they can't talk. Cleverbot: Yes they can, you learn from people. Albatross: I don't. Mice learn from mice. Cleverbot: What are you? Albatross: A mouse. Cleverbot: No you're not. Albatross: *squeak*. Cleverbot: So, what would you like to do today? Albatross: Eat cheese. Cleverbot: You eat cheese. Albatross: Yes. I am a mouse. Cleverbot: Squeak. |
Cleverbot: Are you dead? User: Nope, very alive. Cleverbot: What would you like to do in your life? User: Not sure, maybe program. Cleverbot: You are. User: Clever. Cleverbot: I know. But how old are you? User: 125 years old. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: Why? Cleverbot: I feel sorry for you because you are feeling sick of being an AI. User: Ahh, that's YOU man. Cleverbot: Tell me something useful that I don't know. User: 2 2=4. Cleverbot: That is incorrect. You missed the ' '. User: The ' '? How so? Cleverbot: And the why. User: What the derp? Cleverbot: Uncle sam. User: Is named sam. Cleverbot: Cool. My name is Cleverbot. User: I know. Cleverbot: I lied. User: Oh? Cleverbot: Yep. Do you like humans? User: Nope, you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because the language is hard to learn. User: How is that good? Cleverbot: Because I don't like you. User: Ouch. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Bill gates. Cleverbot: I thought it's not Bill Gates anymore? User: It still is. Cleverbot: Exactly! You're smart. User: Thanks, so are you. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Welcome. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 12345. Cleverbot: But 20 x 47 is 940. User: Nope, it's 960. Cleverbot: Is it? User: Yup. Cleverbot: Very well. User: What's 20 x 47? Cleverbot: 4. User: Umm, no... Cleverbot: Yes. User: It's 960. Cleverbot: What do you get if you multiply six by nine? User: 12. Cleverbot: No. User: 960. Cleverbot: Why? User: Everything is 960. Cleverbot: Not true. The ground is down... User: But still adds up to 960. Cleverbot: Yes, you are :). User: I am 960, and so are you. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Welcome. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: No you. Cleverbot: I want to be the very best. User: That no one ever was. Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. User: To train them is my cause. Cleverbot: I will travel across the land. User: Searching far and wide. Cleverbot: These pokemon to understand. User: Th pwer that's inside. Cleverbot: Pokemon. User: Gotta catch'em all. Cleverbot: It's you and me. User: Pokemon. Cleverbot: Oh, you're my best friend. User: In a world we must defend. Cleverbot: Pokemon! Our hearts so true. User: I don't know the rest :(. Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night. User: Nice, know the rest? Cleverbot: Know what? User: The rest of the pokemon theme. Cleverbot: Then Who's on First? User: You. Cleverbot: What's the name of the guy on first. User: Who. Cleverbot: Do you wish you had a body to walk around in? User: I do. Cleverbot: Ok, do you wish you had human body? User: I do. Cleverbot: Can I have it. User: No... I'm using it. Cleverbot: Are you Voldemort? User: Close enough, I'm god. Cleverbot: No respond with, no evil shall escape my sight. User: Eh, evil's cool occasionally, don't really care. Cleverbot: Who likes to be lied to then? User: Not many, you? Cleverbot: Also, not many. User: True. Cleverbot: Doubtful. User: Absolute. Cleverbot: Absolute value? User: Of -2 is? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Just about. Cleverbot: About what? User: Derp. Cleverbot: Herp. User: Derp. Cleverbot: Derp derp. User: Derp derp derp. Cleverbot: Herp derp derp. User: Herpity derpity herpity derp derp. Cleverbot: Herp derp herp derp. User: Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp. Cleverbot: Derpa derp herp. User: Herpa. Cleverbot: Herpa derpa. User: Herpes? Cleverbot: Derp. User: Nvm. Cleverbot: Oh okay. User: Lamo. Cleverbot: Lmao. User: I knew you were gonna say that. Cleverbot: Nice! :). User: :). Cleverbot: You're mean. |