Totally need one of these

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Greatest hobby ever...

http://xkcd.com/350/
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Probably the best Virus joke ever. xD
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That's awesome :)
LOL :D Those are some of the funniest jokes ever.
idk if these are on there but:
There is no place like 127.0.0.1
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't


idk how old those are, but i just heard them :D
that second one is as old as binary.
    There are two secrets to success:
    1. Never tell everything you know.

        ~Steven Shelton
And that first one is as old as IPv4
"There's no place like ::1" doesn't work as well. [edit] You could also say "There's no place like localhost".
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$> cd /pub
$> more beer
So you get as much beer as possible, but you're not allowed to touch it?
Q: How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The question is not specific enough to give a meaningful answer.

Q: How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, that's a hardware problem.
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 0.998783, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
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#include <batteries>
double A;
http://www.xkcd.com/1103

Ever noticed how the guy with the black hat always wins?
If not, click here a bunch of times: http://dynamic.xkcd.com/random/comic

And because it is a programmer's job to make sense out of nonsense...
http://what-if.xkcd.com/10/
And the piece de resistance...
http://xkcd.com/816/
BlackSheep wrote:
So you get as much beer as possible, but you're not allowed to touch it?
You might want to give the newbies and lurkers some clue to figure that one out. :-)
Duoas wrote:
You might want to give the newbies and lurkers some clue to figure that one out. :-)


In such circumstances, I usually give a friendly nod, dismiss it as another one of those inside jokes between Linux folks, and walk away. (Usually the explanation makes less sense than the riddle itself...)
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If I must. Directly from wiki:
"In computing, more is a command to view (but not modify) the contents of a text file."
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