Totally need one of these

[kaseron]

Greatest hobby ever...

http://xkcd.com/350/

[CppJim]

Probably the best Virus joke ever. xD

[4SyAqMoL]

That's awesome :)

[Script Coder]

LOL :D Those are some of the funniest jokes ever.
idk if these are on there but:

There is no place like 127.0.0.1

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't

idk how old those are, but i just heard them :D

[Zephilinox]

that second one is as old as binary.

[LB]

    There are two secrets to success:
    1. Never tell everything you know.

        ~Steven Shelton

[ResidentBiscuit]

And that first one is as old as IPv4

[chrisname]

"There's no place like ::1" doesn't work as well. [edit] You could also say "There's no place like localhost".

[z05DSL3A]

$> cd /pub
$> more beer

[BlackSheep]

So you get as much beer as possible, but you're not allowed to touch it?

[htirwin]

Q: How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The question is not specific enough to give a meaningful answer.

[BlackSheep]

Q: How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, that's a hardware problem.

[LB]

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

[Catfish2]

Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 0.998783, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

[htirwin]

#include <batteries>
double A;

[kaseron]

http://www.xkcd.com/1103

Ever noticed how the guy with the black hat always wins?
If not, click here a bunch of times: http://dynamic.xkcd.com/random/comic

And because it is a programmer's job to make sense out of nonsense...
http://what-if.xkcd.com/10/

[kaseron]

And the piece de resistance...
http://xkcd.com/816/

[Duthomhas]

BlackSheep wrote:

So you get as much beer as possible, but you're not allowed to touch it?

You might want to give the newbies and lurkers some clue to figure that one out. :-)

[3hM2Nwbp]

Duoas wrote:

You might want to give the newbies and lurkers some clue to figure that one out. :-)

In such circumstances, I usually give a friendly nod, dismiss it as another one of those inside jokes between Linux folks, and walk away. (Usually the explanation makes less sense than the riddle itself...)

[BlackSheep]

If I must. Directly from wiki:
"In computing, more is a command to view (but not modify) the contents of a text file."