I used to know someone named Jesus although he was Spanish so his name was pronounced:
And I saw someone named Jesus in my school when I was young. Although why someone would name their child Jesus is beyond me ...
If your sister (or brother?) let's him, you should hit him (the brother-in-law). That's child abuse.
Ben Dover is just cruel...
Yeah... A common joke amongst what we shall call "football fans" (Americans, read "soccer" (British football was invented first, ergo it's the real football. Also in football they actually use their feet as a primary weapon) is that two footballers are called "Ben Dover" and "Paul Dickov." If you pronounce the last V as a double-f... In fact, it may actually be "Dickoff," or some other spelling; but I thought that seemed too unlikely.
Note: I am not a football fan, actually, I hate it. Playing it, watching it, hearing these "football fans" talking and arguing about it (and not in the way programmers might argue about programming; they download pictures of the football team's rival's logo and draw people urinating on it, or otherwise harming it).
I am not into sports either. On football I really had forgotten you guys read soccer which reminds me of a conversation I was having with someone ...
Other guy: I live in Britain you?
... (comparisons between USA/Britain)
Other guy: You guys are funny because you call "trousers "pants"
Me: And british are funny because you call "pants" "trousers"
Of course I cleaned up his grammr becuz brits r liek sooooo bad @ grmmr
Ironically, I'm from England (and by extension, Britain); and I don't see anyone complaining about my grammar.
Also ironically is that as about 13% of those on the WWW are Americans (even though it was invented by a British scientist (Sir Tim Berners-Lee) working in a Swiss institute (CERN), admittedly you guys invented the internet itself (DARPA wasn't it?)) statistically 13% of bad grammar on the WWW belongs to Americans, compared with 2.7% being from the UK. Therefore, it logically follows that we have better 10.3% grammar than you. What do you mean the USA has 242,660,606 more people? Shut up.
Yes... and when you locate a person, you can store that information in a database using PHP or (ugh) ASP if you're an idiot who runs an IIS server instead of Apache. Then you can parse the database and count the amount of people who are from each country, as per a whois look-up.
Well, if 80% of people are from country A, then it follows logically that 80% of people with bad grammar are from country A.
And damn, you got trolled hard. I can't believe I've kept you going from 21:10 (UST/GMT) to 22:00. That's almost an hour. Of course those statistics make no sense. Read the first sentence of this post again.
Two different initializations with the same seed, instructs the pseudo-random generator to generate the same succession of results for the subsequent calls to rand in both cases.
What do you mean by 'only work inside functions too'? You should call it at the beginning of your program in main(), not inside functions for the reason stated above; if you call the function more than once 'Two different initializations with the same seed' will occur. Also, please take the time to type properly, it doesn't take much time to type words in there full.