|I was a female named Peter living in Norway. ;) |
I was born with a liver disease. :(
In second grade I got into a fight, and I won! :D
Got another liver disease at age ten. :(
At age 13 I got hepatitis. Why so much problem with the liver?
At age 15 I got hepatitis again ...
At age 16 I started to date Liam Andersson.
At age 18 I finished high school and got 6869$ from my parents. Thanks. That's the first money I have ever owned. :D
At age 19 I started collage. I decided to study Sports science. Got into a fight that I won. And then I got intoxicated for some reason. I wonder how. It must have been the person I fighted that poisoned me because I don't do drugs! I tried to steal money from a businessman but got caught and had to spend one year in prison. The worst thing about this is that Liam decided to leave me. :(
At age 20 I decided to go to a party to find a new boyfriend but instead I went "clubbing" (whatever that is). Got into a fight that I won! Seem like I'm a good fighter! :D After that I apparently went to the paty after all.
At age 21 I am given ketamine but I don't take them because I suspect they are drugs. Instead I decided to start working for the Nantendo company.
At age 23 I finished collage.
At age 24 I lost my first fight. I've noticed that my happiness is very low so I decided to go on a holiday to the UK. I have great social skills so maybe I can meet someone.
At age 25 I started to date with Lucas Andersson. No time to lose, I thought, so I proposed right away but he didn't like it so he left me. :(
At age 26 I decided that I didn't want to live at my parents place anymore so I moved into a small apartment with one bedroom and one bathroom.
At age 27 I asked for a salary rise but I didn't get it so I decided to quit. Got a better job at Quartz Games instead.
At age 30 I started to date a 26-year-old named Lucas Korhonen.
At age 31 I was disapointed to find out that Lucas had become intoxicated and made me pregnant. I decided an abortion was the only right thing to do. I didn't want to give birth to the son of a drunkard. That was the last time I saw Lucas.
At age 33 I won a fight and apparently I made quite an impression because this man named Aron Andersson started dating me. I got pregnant right away but this time I decided to keep the baby. It turned out to be a boy so I named him after the great wizard Gandalf.
At age 34 I took an holiday to Turkey. I hope Aron and Gandalf was there too.
At age 35 Aron proposed to me and I accepted. We had a nice honeymoon in Portugal.
At age 37 I am given Salvia. Isn't that a sweetener? Better be safe so I turn down the offer.
At age 38 I got into a fight and accidentally killed the other person. 13 years in prison was my punishment. :( I guess I'm too good at fighting...
Aged 51, no job, no husband. Gandalf has just turned 18 so I guess I will not be seeing much of him anymore... Let's party! ... but I'm not allowed in because I'm too old :(
At age 52 my friends let me down and my 19 year old son gets a fever. I still got friends? Is Gandalf still living with me? I guess I'm not as alone as I thought. :) I decide to buy a larger apartment with 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms so that we don't have to sleep in the same room.
At age 53 I decide to start working again. I got the same job that I had before, at Quartz Games. It's the best I could get.
At age 54 I started to date William Hansen (52 years old). Gandalf also got into relationship but it didn't last very long.
At age 55 I find out that Gandalf has been drinking. Not sure what I can do about that.
At age 58 I am offered cigarettes. No thanks, but thanks for asking. :/ I decide to go on a holiday to Greece instead.
At age 59 I got Pancreas cancer. Oh no... :O
At age 60 I decided to switch to a career in music. The stage name that I choose for myself is The Wrinkle. Let's rock! I start working on a song named "I am so old".
At age 61 I got cured from my pancreas cancer.
At age 62 I am finished with my song "I am so old". 84 copies are sold and I earn 252$ (lucky that I still have another job). Nevertheless, I start working on my next song "White hair".
At age 63 I decide to propose to William. He declined.
At age 66 I am offered my first tequila but I don't drink so no thanks. My song "White hair" is finished. It sells in 96 copies which earns me 288$.
At age 67 I decide to retire so that I can concentrate on my music. I start working on my next song "Not too late".
At age 69 the song is finished. It sells in 22175 copies and I make 66525$. Wohoo, this is my breakthough! I am now known internationally. I start working on my next song "Who needs teeth?". I also have a concert that gets attended by 16334 people which brings me 114338$. I'm rich! But I want more, so I decide to have a many more concerts which brings in a lot of money so now I have 6 million dollar!
At age 70 I decide to have a few more concerts so that I can buy luxary villa by the sea. I also buy a Peugeot X5. Now William can't say no, so I propose, and he says ... No, and then breaks up. What's wrong with him? I am rich, what more can you ask from a women?
At age 72 my 39 year old son Gandalf has a baby. I have a few more concerts but I'm not sure what to do with the money so I go on a holiday to Albania.
At age 73 my song "Who needs teeth?" is ready. It sells in 89554 copies and I make some more money.
At age 74 my son Gandalf gets married. I have a lot of concerts which brings my fortune up to 24 millon.
At age 76 I decide to retire from the rock scene and take up a criminal career as serial killer. My first attempt didn't go as planned but at least I didn't get caught.
At age 77 my 44 year old son Gandalf is divorced. :( I made a few more attempts at killing people but all attempts failed. I was caught and sentenced to death. R.I.P.