this guy really wanted to ask this girl to prom, so he did and she said yes. he wanted the night to be perfect, so he went to go rent a limo. the only problem was that it was a super long line, but he wanted the night to be perfect, so he waited and waited and finally rented a limo. then he went to the tuxedo shop. once again one of the longest lines hed seen. but he wanted the night to be great so he waited and waited and waited, and finally got the tux. then he went to a floral shop, to buy flowers. the line was so long, it was out the door. he wanted the night to be the greatest ever, so he waited and waited and waited and finally got his flowers. come the night of the prom, everythings going smoothly, but then his date says "can you get me some punch?". so he turns around, and theres no punch line!
edit: came up with a second joke after i posted this...
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