An electron is driving down the motorway when a police officer pulls him over. "Did you know you were doing 90mph?" the police officer exclaims.
"Great." replies the electron. "I'm lost now."
Literally LOL !!!
So , this actually comes from The Big Bang Theory ( the show ) (at-least that's where I heard it first),
"There’s this farmer, and he has these chickens, but they won't lay any eggs. So, he calls a physicist to help. The physicist then does some calculations, and he says, um, I have a solution, but it only works with spherical chickens in a vacuum."
I would tell you a udp joke, but you might not get it
Okay no problem ,
"Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, 'I know, I'll use threads' - and then two they hav erpoblesms.
A programmer is told to "go to hell", he finds the worst part of that statement is the "go to"
It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them