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So I've been learning Git...
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Mar 21, 2015 at 11:45pmclosed account (2LzbRXSz)
Which has been pretty fun actually, but I've started a collection of Git jokes.
Many of which being about the Fork feature.
Examples including
"Fork? I'd rather spoon."
"Fork? I'd rather clone."
"Fork? I'd rather branch."
Though I'm trying to find a neat way to make a commit joke (committing to the idea has been a challenge though).
That being said, anybody have any jokes about Git?
Many of which being about the Fork feature.
Examples including
"Fork? I'd rather spoon."
"Fork? I'd rather clone."
"Fork? I'd rather branch."
Though I'm trying to find a neat way to make a commit joke (committing to the idea has been a challenge though).
That being said, anybody have any jokes about Git?
Mar 22, 2015 at 1:53am
i dont feel comfortable committing any jokes to this thread. at the very least provide the origin of your jokes.
Mar 22, 2015 at 11:13am
Bobby. I think you should git the hell out of here
Edit: get*
Edit: get*
Last edited on Mar 22, 2015 at 11:13am
Mar 22, 2015 at 2:31pm
TarikNeaj: why don't you make me get out? ill git you so bad... youll wish you hadnt been gitted so bad
Mar 22, 2015 at 4:47pmclosed account (2LzbRXSz)
Guys, please! No need to fight over your differences. Why should you push and pull when you can merge your jokes?
Mar 22, 2015 at 5:46pmclosed account (2LzbRXSz)
Vomiting? You should run git log to figure out where you caught the bug from.
Mar 22, 2015 at 7:53pmclosed account (18hRX9L8)
| S G H wrote: |
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| vomiting brb |
The word "vomiting" has git in it. I see you SGH...
Mar 22, 2015 at 8:05pm
These jokes are horrible. You all need to commit to gitting lives.
Mar 22, 2015 at 9:09pmclosed account (2LzbRXSz)
Aw man, I guess you're right. Maybe I should not have initiated this thread...
Mar 23, 2015 at 1:06am| usandfriends wrote: |
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| The word "vomiting" has git in it. I see you SGH... |
Mar 23, 2015 at 10:40am
Um... Where did you learn to spell? vomiting? its vomgiting.
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Mar 23, 2015 at 5:01pmclosed account (2LzbRXSz)
| Where did you learn to spell? I need to go vomit with SGH. |
With the symptoms that you're showing, sounds like you need to get checked out by a doctor/debugger.
Mar 23, 2015 at 9:11pm| fabtasticwill wrote: |
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| its vomgiting |
what about GNU source code?
Mar 24, 2015 at 1:45amclosed account (2LzbRXSz)
https://xkcd.com/1296/ I was going through the xkcd archive
Mar 24, 2015 at 1:48am
whats xkcd?
/me remembers he needs to git init his current project before he deletes everything out of frustation because fuck c
/me remembers he needs to git init his current project before he deletes everything out of frustation because fuck c
Mar 24, 2015 at 1:56amclosed account (2LzbRXSz)
I have to finish up those git lessons.
P/S: Make sure you sanitize your database inputs
P/S: Make sure you sanitize your database inputs
Mar 24, 2015 at 2:21amclosed account (18hRX9L8)
| LB wrote: |
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| Where did you learn to spell? I need to go vomit with SGH. |
vomiting ==> git
Mar 24, 2015 at 2:55amclosed account (2LzbRXSz)
I saw it too, but I couldn't resist the git init joke.
Plus, I wanted to make a joke that was a git different.
If only I could checkout an earlier version of this thread, but it's not a big deal to merge the ideas now.
Plus, I wanted to make a joke that was a git different.
If only I could checkout an earlier version of this thread, but it's not a big deal to merge the ideas now.
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