Best Programmer Jokes 2019

[ASingleGameEngineDevelop]

Joke 1:

What OS you are using?
I using osuruk (osuruk in turkish means fart)
what??
osuruk operating system a linux based terminal..
:z

Joke 2:
What your favorite programming language.
PE++
i can't understand what is the programming languga
i mean i dont know how to code. I just poopin' codes.


Joke 3:
I needed code i needed to go stack overflow.
Says "writte me colison detekşınnn AAAABB si ++"
User: Stack overflow is not a coding platform. No one write
code unless you hire them...
Down vote down vote down vode = account termination

Joke 4:
What pc
Who pc
what is personal computer
persona 2 is my personal computer
segaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Joke 5:

Goto goto goto i love gotos goto goto goto where i can go
Bad Algrabra c++ teacherz with german accent: Dönt üse für goto goto moto.
Its proto proto proto my name is motto. Dont install your computer or you get bsod protototoot proto my name is moto.

Joke 6:
I love using obsolete apis like glut.h
Glaux .h
from 1999 older than me my age was 9 and im a noob programmer
Kid's Programmer Dad:wut what are you doing with my computer.
You are messing with my project. Noooo nooo.
I lost everything.
Boss: bool playerdied = 0 ; goto killyou; playerdied = 1; if(playerdied == 1) exit(1)

Joke 7
Programming is banned beacuse a 15 year old kiddd programmer was died beacuse he made compiler error "LNK2019 " lnk 2019 now eating the world.

Joke 8
Hi i found c++ . I love pointers pointerz... Beacuse everyone hate pointers.
I LOVE POINTERS JUST USE IT YOUR CODE USEEEE ITTT OTHERVISE I WILL GIVE YOU COMPILTER ERROR. My name is c++ i have errors than codes...

Joke 9
What happened john's computer. it doesnt work....
He was programming c++ but he mixed with java cup and java cup poured into computer. R.I.P john....

Joke 10
A programmer ****ed and his letter was:

int lives;
int opiton;
std::cout<<"Do you want live";
cin >> opiton;
std::cout<<"Whattt... You *****ed beacuse you want going to pytho...
COMPILER ERROR!!!
LNK 2001 "undefined function living is easy"
replaced with "life is hard "
replaced with " YOU ARE FIRED"
replaced with "goodbye code error"
compiled with 0 sucess 128 errors.

Joke 11
Hi compiler
Compiler with siri sound: Hi jack what do you want code today?
I was wondered what happens we use Infinite numbers on glVertex3f(
dont do it i will be crash...
Puts infinite.h
puts glut.h
puts glvertex3f(infinite,infinite,infinite);

Presses compile button....
After presses .exe file.
Compuler is farts....
Screen goes black.

Says are sure want delete "universe"
yeppppp. I want more child.
clicks button game overr...


New jokes will be added for 5 days :)
All jokes made by me.
Don't expect very laughting results.

[highwayman]

I was waiting for this to happen again. I just want to thank you profusely for probably being the only one who posted an original joke in one of these threads.

[adam2016]

ummm lol? :/ .......

[highwayman]

Here’s a joke, if a bad one.

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