Hello

[long double main]

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.

-- Albert Einstein

I thought this one was rather funny:

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.

-- Christopher Parker

[m4ster r0shi]

A friend of mine says:

Life is like a zebra: Black, white, black, white, black, white, ass, black, white...

[Kyon]

"A good metaphor for life is a man trying to eat soup out of a spaghetti strainer.

He goes super fast, 'cause he's trying to get the good stuff, but no matter how much he gets, he just ends up with a bunch of soup all over his pants. And then he dies of old age eventually.

I am not good at metaphors."
~ Poorly Drawn Lines

[Stupebrett]

In a world of 1s and 0s, are you a zero, or... The One?

-- The Matrix

[ne555]

In a world of 1s and 0s, I'm Z (74ls244)