C++ Jokes!

[modic]

Keep this forum funny! Jokes only allowed! :D

[S G H]

xkcd?

[Mats]

Why was the joke not funny?

Because it was about programming!

[Manga]

knock knock.

who's there?

c

c who?

c++!

[Austin J]

Well not C++ but I thought it was funny in a corny way....


- What did the meditative transistor say?

- "Ohmmmmmmmmm"

[Catfish4]

What do you get when you mix C and C++? C++.

[Manga]

Two women are walking through a mall and pass by an electronics store.

First woman: "Techy computer programmers are such geeks."

Second woman: "My husband is a programmer."

First woman: "Oops. I am so sorry."

Second woman: "No need for you to apologize. That mistake was all mine."

[Austin J]

C and C++ are drinking tea together. C then spills his tea all over C++. In an outrage, C++ stands up and yells "Good god man! Have you no class!"

[Mats]

Not strictly a C++ joke, but since with C++ we are just moving electrons around...

An electron is going down a motorway, when a police officer pulls them over.
"Did you know you were doing over 100 miles an hour?" the officer exclaims.
"Great" says the electron, "I'm lost now."