funny variable names...

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A bit immature I know but these make me laugh.

for star trek fans there is
int erPrize;

what about these
long dong; bool schitt;

I want to here your funny variable names.
I think the best one I saw was on these forums a while back. Don't remember who brought it up:

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struct ByLightning
{
 ...
};



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For the anime dorks:

char Aznable;
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I don't know. Maybe bool ean;

It's horrible, I know.
I have a really crude one:
long long dick

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Fredbill, this is about as funny:
int eger
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[sarcasm]That's pretty funny.[/sarcasm]
long timeNoSee;


bool dozer;

When programmers get bored it isn't pretty.

You know when I was younger I used to play Magic the Gathering and Dungeons and Dragons. But I decided that I couldn't be a nerd forever. Now I'm into cool hobbies like video game programming!
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bool ean;


*_*

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or

 
Char Acter;


*_*
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That's as obvious as
float ing_point;
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//stop
          int errupting;
                                 //me 
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Not C++, but from the equaivalent of a switch statement in another language:
case of_coors
When FredBill had that paradox thread, I was tempted to write this as response to his post:
"Time for a new paradox?"
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paradox *_time;
for(int I(0); I < INFINITY; ++I){
    _time = new paradox();
   delete _time;
}


Edit:
On hindsight, I think it sounded better in my head.
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I nominate myself as crudest one yet:
auto erotic_asphyxiation;
@sargon94: That's not nearly as crude as the two the OP gave.
case closed;
new WorldFool;

Woo references.
Dedicated to Win8 users
 
switch(to_windows_7)
I often do stupid stuff like:
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T *arr, *brr;
string str, ttr;

I laughed so much at this one, and I can't explain to anyone around me why: http://xkcd.com/1188

Come to think of it, why isn't there a class English to go along with class Math...?
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closed account (1yR4jE8b)
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switch(to_linux)


fixed
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double penetration;
int ernal_bleeding
What?
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