The Perfect Crime

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I've determined the perfect way to kill someone. It doesn't matter who knows that you did it, you could never be convicted. All you have to do is learn to play the violin and follow your victim around 24/7 and play really sad music until they get so depressed that they kill themselves. This is going on my bucket list.
im going to hire someone to follow you with a violin while your following him so he dies twice as fast ( though you might as well, and maybe the man i hire, im not sure if the violinist is immune from other violinists )
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What a twist!
closed account (Dy7SLyTq)
what if you hire a violinist to follow a violinist who you hired to follow the first violinist?
@Modshop
There is a danger, your proposed victim may prefer to kill you instead.
crime *perfectCrime;

perfectCrime->execute()

//and now, the most important:
delete perfectCrime;
So you're both dereferencing and deleting an uninitialized pointer? That's indeed the perfect crime.
There is a danger, your proposed victim may prefer to kill you instead.

... with the same violin that he took from his previous victim!
@ LB lol i knew i missed something
I actually thought of the perfect murder the other day, now I forgot it...it was really good too, it would have worked.
I actually thought of the perfect murder the other day, now I forgot it...it was really good too, it would have worked.

That sucks.

Although the violin idea will only work if you play depressing music and it will probably lead to a file of complaint against the violinist for: breaking and entering, stalking, etc.
That and I'm not sure a violin would work to well in the shower.

Believe me, I'm an expert :P
The stalkee could always get a restraining order...lol
Easy, just kill the person then hide their body and the weapon on the second page of google search. MUAHAHAHA!
Hey now, I often go out to page 50 or so before giving up.
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L B wrote:
I often go out to page 50 or so before giving up.

50 pages?!!!! I go to about page 5 and give up.
closed account (Dy7SLyTq)
a better place would be in the middle of terms and conditions
Q: How to deal with oxygen thieves?

A: Deprive them of oxygen.

Or, a member of the special forces might prescribe 2 high velocity lead tablets, aimed at the reptilian part of the brain.

There you go, that's my contribution to psycho humour for today, although it is actually real.
Sorry, I didn't mean for my post to be a topic killer. If it is too freaky, everyone could just ignore it, and carry on.
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we had a i think 7 page discussion on porn. i think we're fine
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