Aug 13, 2013 at 5:00am UTC
I've determined the perfect way to kill someone. It doesn't matter who knows that you did it, you could never be convicted. All you have to do is learn to play the violin and follow your victim around 24/7 and play really sad music until they get so depressed that they kill themselves. This is going on my bucket list.
Aug 13, 2013 at 5:04am UTC
im going to hire someone to follow you with a violin while your following him so he dies twice as fast ( though you might as well, and maybe the man i hire, im not sure if the violinist is immune from other violinists )
Aug 13, 2013 at 6:02am UTC
what if you hire a violinist to follow a violinist who you hired to follow the first violinist?
Aug 13, 2013 at 7:25am UTC
There is a danger, your proposed victim may prefer to kill you instead.
Aug 13, 2013 at 7:46am UTC
//and now, the most important:
Aug 13, 2013 at 7:57am UTC
So you're both dereferencing and deleting an uninitialized pointer? That's indeed the perfect crime.
Aug 13, 2013 at 8:46am UTC
@ LB lol i knew i missed something
Aug 13, 2013 at 9:53am UTC
I actually thought of the perfect murder the other day, now I forgot it...it was really good too, it would have worked.
Aug 13, 2013 at 2:14pm UTC
That and I'm not sure a violin would work to well in the shower.
Believe me, I'm an expert :P
Aug 13, 2013 at 2:46pm UTC
The stalkee could always get a restraining order...lol
Aug 13, 2013 at 11:00pm UTC
Easy, just kill the person then hide their body and the weapon on the second page of google search. MUAHAHAHA!
Aug 14, 2013 at 12:10am UTC
Hey now, I often go out to page 50 or so before giving up.
Aug 14, 2013 at 1:54am UTC
a better place would be in the middle of terms and conditions
Aug 14, 2013 at 4:53am UTC
Q: How to deal with oxygen thieves?
A: Deprive them of oxygen.
Or, a member of the special forces might prescribe 2 high velocity lead tablets, aimed at the reptilian part of the brain.
There you go, that's my contribution to psycho humour for today, although it is actually real.
Aug 15, 2013 at 6:38am UTC
Sorry, I didn't mean for my post to be a topic killer. If it is too freaky, everyone could just ignore it, and carry on.
Aug 15, 2013 at 2:19pm UTC
we had a i think 7 page discussion on porn. i think we're fine