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chrisname (4922)
Lol, ok :P I'll do it tonight; then finish my disk program.

demosthenes2k8 (174)
If you're using Python 3.1, try entering `import antigravity` And I agree, python's fun.

chrisname (4922)
Then I'll be able to fly!

wachtn (183)

If you're using Python 3.1, try entering import antigravity

That was awesome!! How do i get down?

chrisname (4922)

Try "from gravity import x" where x is the gravity you want, in N(ewtons)/KG (e.g. on earth, it is ~9.81N/KG).

Don't use more than 1000 as x or all of your bones will be crushed. It is better to do it iteratively, e.g.

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n = 0
while n < 9.81:
    from gravity import n
    n += 1

that way you will move down slowly; assuming, that is, that you want to live. Otherwise you can use whatever you want.

wachtn (183)

IDK. Living is nice but bone crushin sounds kool.

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n=2000
from gravity import n
print "AHHhh..... crunch"

chrisname (4922)
True, bone crushing is fun...

JCED (118)
As long as you carry the interpreter there with you, you should be able to: `gravity.newtons = 0` if you need some time to think. This is, of course, if you've imported the gravity object from the module.
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chrisname (4922)

What if you

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import guy_over_there
from libkill import kill
kill.guy_over_there(method = method.join(import gravity, gravity.max()))

?
Then you don't die, instead, that guy over there does.

Oooh, 1001^st post. Missed 1000th :(

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JCED (118)

Oooh, 1001st post. Missed 1000th :(

Was it not:

True, bone crushing is fun...

It sounds like a great out-of-context moment.

chrisname (4922)
Yeah. That is a pretty good 1000th post "bone crushing is fun". If anyone read that and not the rest of the thread...

wachtn (183)
You are right Chris. You're such a smart kid. For this next program I will need a volunteer from the audience.
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chrisname (4922)

You are right Chris. You're such a smart kid.

Bawwwww :)

I volunteer.

FGS I keep on putting [code] instead of [quote]!
And what's up with the lack of [small] tags?

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wachtn (183)

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import Chrisname
chris_clone = Chrisname
from libkill import kill
kill.chris_clone(method = method.join(import gravity, gravity.max()))

chrisname (4922)

Hey! That's murder!

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import phone

import police

while not police.have_arrived():
    chris_clone.scream() and chris_clone.bleed()
    Chrisname.real_chris.phone.dial(phone.local_area.police_num())

You's goin' to jail, boy!

Anyway,

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import libteleport

def teleport(person, destination):
    libteleport.teleport(person, destination)

teleport(self, bed)

Bye :)

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JCED (118)
`print "Bye."`

chrisname (4922)
You are now aware that this is my 11th post.

JCED (118)
Amazingly, we joined about the same time, but you have 900+ more posts than I do.

chrisname (4922)
1011 -> decimal == 11. but yes, that's because I spam :0

wachtn (183)
Its not murder. 1) You volunteered. 2) Clones are not alive because clones are created by people and only god can create life. 3) `LAW` is not recognized by your program because you did not include the proper libraries.
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