Jokes for Coders!

[FireCoder]

Hey fellow coders! I love jokes, memes, and comics! So I know there has to be some jokes for programming or coding! So I am asking for you to post your favorite (meme, joke, comic, ect...). Be creative, Post links to your favorite pictures, or just copy and past from a different site! I just want to hear them.
(all types of programming is welcome.)

Here are some from me.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Programmer_197679_1983573.jpg

I don't see women as objects I see them in a class of her own.

["hip","hip"] (hip hip array!)

//life motto

if(sad == true)
{
     sad.stop.();
     beawesome(); 
}

[Ispil]

http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/12685/

This is, what, the third thread of this?

[andywestken]

Any new jokes??

Bonus points for jokes based on C++11 or newer features!

Andy

PS It's not the third thread!

best math and comp sci jokes are a go!
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/136813/
Jun 28, 2014

Number Base Jokes
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/132948/
May 22, 2014

Jokes on You
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/120521/
Dec 23, 2013

C++ Jokes!
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/110989/
Sep 17, 2013

Puns
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/102632/
May 20, 2013

Computer Geek Jokes
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/98373/
Apr 9, 2013

A funny joke...
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/86244/
Nov 27, 2012

C++ Jokes!
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/84472/
Nov 9, 2012

Programmer Jokes: Is it really that obvious?
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/79280/
Sep 16, 2012

Programmer Humor
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/62218/
Feb 17, 2012

Funny C++ Jokes! Share yours
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/52821/
Oct 19, 2011

What happened to the jokes?
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/21047/
Mar 17, 2010

Post your best C++ jokes, poems, stories, etc.
http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/12685/
Jul 15, 2009

[Albatross]

Range-based for loop. Now you can use C++ for all those repetitive cooking tasks.

-Albatross

[Ericool]

This is not a joke but it always make me laugh :)

http://quantlabs.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/auto-c---bad-luck-brian-198015.jpeg

[FireCoder]

Its still cool!